When I go the local tractor pull it gets hot. I’m not talking about damp underarm and moist underbelly “Left Coast” dry heat, I’m talking bone bleaching, soul baking, dig yourself a hole in the ground and crawl in Texarkana hot. I’m talking wring out buckets of brown sweat from your crusty T-Shirt hot.
If I don’t wear a bandana on my head that salty river of pain runs into my eyes and I can’t tell Gravedigger from Bigfoot. It’s nice to be able to show my patriotism at the same time. Being a heavier kinda guy, it’s also helpful to use this bandana to wipe the sweat from between the hirsute folds of fat on my generous frame, particularly around the ribs.
The best way to show your respect to Old Glory is to display it every possible place you can imagine…
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When I go the local tractor pull it gets hot. I’m not talking about damp underarm and moist underbelly “Left Coast” dry heat, I’m talking bone bleaching, soul baking, dig yourself a hole in the ground and crawl in Texarkana hot. I’m talking wring out buckets of brown sweat from your crusty T-Shirt hot.
If I don’t wear a bandana on my head that salty river of pain runs into my eyes and I can’t tell Gravedigger from Bigfoot. It’s nice to be able to show my patriotism at the same time. Being a heavier kinda guy, it’s also helpful to use this bandana to wipe the sweat from between the hirsute folds of fat on my generous frame, particularly around the ribs.
The best way to show your respect to Old Glory is to display it every possible place you can imagine…
USA…USA…USA…USA…USA…